Reuben Flynn

Jr. Human

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Education

  • The Goodnight Book

    Attention: 50%

  • Hop on Pop

    Touched every page

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Experience

  • Director of Rice Cereal Consumption

    October 2018 - Present
    St. George, UT
    • Overcame lifetime history of single food diet
    • Doubled bathtime frequency requirement
    • Researched personal interest level in mushed peas

  • Tummy Rolling Technician

    September - October 2018
    St. George, UT
    • Mastered method of getting stuck on stomach after rolling from back
    • Demonstrated exactly two times the ability to roll from stomach to back

  • Naptime Engineer - Intern

    May - August 2018
    Provo, UT
    • Secured personal eighteen hour sleep schedule
    • Mitigated all risk that Mom and Dad would maintain a regular sleep schedule
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Skills

  • Drools
  • Spitting Up